october 30th of last year. one relapse on new years eve. 

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

(via bbcsherlockian)

  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

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"It’s not that I think Dr. Lecter is dangerous. I don’t."

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i think the worst thing anyone every said to me was “come find me later” when saying goodbye for the night

,,

Fuck, my tea.

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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,,

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

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walkthewindingway:

that—fit—girl:

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

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drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

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“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

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