october 30th of last year. one relapse on new years eve. 


alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

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  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation


american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

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"It’s not that I think Dr. Lecter is dangerous. I don’t."

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i think the worst thing anyone every said to me was “come find me later” when saying goodbye for the night


Fuck, my tea.

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

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in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

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“i dont care about looks”




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